oh hell

doreishounen:

Human or Titan? I’m not sure what i am anymore

doreishounen:

Human or Titan? I’m not sure what i am anymore

irobon:

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ruinedchildhood:

Me: *opens a pack of gum*

Everyone in a 2 mile radius:

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wnyc:

Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:
We did the soft wind.We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.We danst soft.We lisin to the mozik.We danst to the mozik.We made personal space.
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wnyc:

Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:

We did the soft wind.
We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.
We danst soft.
We lisin to the mozik.
We danst to the mozik.
We made personal space.

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"I like shots of hands. Anyone who’s so proud and prejudice would recognize my slight fetish for hands… not sure what this shot means but there’s some- some kind of poetic meaning to it - that I responded to." - Joe Wright

Katherine wishes Xanthe would just stop and ask for directions already.

Katherine wishes Xanthe would just stop and ask for directions already.

Katherine and Xanthe are clueless.

Katherine and Xanthe are clueless.

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

You should write a book, how to offend women in five syllables or less

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freakishly-funny-for-never:

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

i think it’s extremely unlikely

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breakfast-with-satan:

Chandler’s sarcasm is my favorite thing ever